I just saw a Quizno's Subs commercial in which a deep-voiced-off-screen man said that a meatball sub was so good that it was like being hugged from the inside.
That is possibly the worst thing a sandwich could do to you. Hugged, like being grabbed, from the inside. Feeling your insides squeeze up right after you take a bite of your sandwich. Holly fuck.
SUMMARY: A sandwich commercial unknowingly suggesting death.
IT WON'T FEEL LIKE YOU ARE BEING HUGGED FROM THE INSIDE