"I'm so old, if I had it I wouldn't know what to do with it. But I still like looking"
A 61-year-old murder detective staring at a 20-something girl in Blick's art store.
"I'm the one who can serve hope up on a silver platter... to myself."
Former World of War Craft "addict" describing his new lease on life after kicking a nasty computer habit in the Hulu.com movie "Second Skin".